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You might have seen the commercial on television "This man is a physco" Well it might actually be psycic but whats the difference.
"If you want to know anything ring" (the phone number at $5.35 a minute) and speak to one of Simon Turnbulls handpicked superphyscics. Superphyscics? I mean what superphyschic works in a call centre?
Anyway more importantly I still dont have my chat program running - whats this day six? Its becoming like an olympic countdown now except less boring.
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orazzio @ 6:12 PM #
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Ok, so theres guy on Springer, hes like I love my girl, I care for my girl, I dont want to lose my girl but I found her cheating with my best friend.
The girlfriend comes on and the guy explains. Six months ago I saw you in bed with my best friend. Inher best bitchy voice the girl says "Youve known for six months and you dont give me the COURTESY of telling me?"
Typical. How women turn things back on to men.
And no my chat program still isnt working (sigh)
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orazzio @ 6:09 PM #
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I am obsessed, I cant write anything my thoughts are obliterated by a a gangrenous need to install my chat program. Without it I lose contact with my friends, neighbours and girlfriend. Its killing me. I keep installing and uninstalling and reinstalling. It went from bad to worse. I have lost all sign that it will ever come back. Like a lone soldier I continue to battle against faulty equipmanet, faulty technology and a maddening mind transfixed on given outcome.
I keep coming back to the same thoughts. Everybody hates Bill gates. But if Microsoft is so bad why is that no computer or computer related product regardless of software is completely F#@!$D.
The same people that hassle Bill Gates, work in for and around an industry that is so pathetic that Bill gates looks liek Mother Theresa! hell What computer has a life of over two years? Computers were recently scientifically proven (liked they could have just spared themselves a research grant and asked me) to be the most unreliable and expensive household item. It is also the one that needed the most maintance and repair. Isnt that wonderful. You pay the most for them, and they are F#@!$D! Completely F#@!$D! Nothing but F#@!$D!
Will all these geek brain silverfish get their heads out of Bill Gates' arse and actually make something just a little better then like a toaster or a juice machine. Not very credible when your equipment is rated below 19.95 B & D Kettle from K Mart. Not very good indeed.
Yes I know you have your arguments and Ive heard them all before but heres a tip for you GET A LIFE! Make it better. Heres a tactic ..please? Pretty please? I just want my teenie weenie little chat program to run. Ive sat here for four days straight doing nothing but downloading, installing, uninstalling reinstalling AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I'd better go now I have some installing to do!
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I've been doing some intense upgrades to the site over the last week and I think i've got everything sorted. The 'news' section is basically going to be used for us to post links to stuff that has been in the news and has sparked our interest. I'm mainly doing it for myself and thought it would be easier to just blog it and spread the love. As for the 'i-candy' section, well that is going to be similar to the 'News' section.We will be posting links to any quality porn we may find on our adventures (online or offline). We'll also be using it for links to porn related stuff such as Bikini Babes or something. Anything that has females that we think are just plain HOT!
Ok, now i'd like to draw you attention to what I refer to as "Guilt Spam".
Guilt Spam is the spam that you get that makes you feel guilty for not giving money to the charity / cause that they are emailing you about. Here is some guilt spam I received earlier (can't even unsubscribe from it either). Now what am I suppoed to do here? The "right" thing to do would be to give your money to them, but of cause to do that i'd have to run some background checks on the charity/cause and determine whether they are legitimate or not. After this i'd have to expose my credit card details to this organisation (and hope that those details never get passed along to another company if the organisation ever collapses). Finally, after making my donation and all the "neccessary taxes" have been removed from it, I can then move on to the next guilt mail and repeat the process.
Some may say, "you don't have to donate to them all, only the ones you think are worthy or concern you the most", well I say fuck off. All the legitimate ones are equally as worthy as the next to me. You can't start saying one is worse than the other when human lives are involved. It's all the same. So what is left for me to do? If I was to stay true to how I feel then my entire monthly pay packet would be going to charities/causes. The result would be me not having anywhere to live and then losing my job. Then i'd be begging people for money so that I can live.
Now here's the clincher. It's not my fucking fault that people are starving all around the world and I can't be expected to worry about all the people that are suffering around the world. If I did then i'd never be able to sleep and i'd end up killing myself for not being able to help everyone. Besides, it's the fucking governments and corporations that have caused this. We are a product of our environment, the corporations feed us and we never get full. They like it that way because that means we work all our lives to support them and their executives. Our welfare and that of the rest of the world is never considered when business decisions are made that effect us all.
So... I choose to live in ignorance in hope that I can live another day without killing myself.
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orazzio @ 2:31 PM #
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Ok so todays contribution is direct from the files of the Death Star (aka Pacific publishing, owner of our thoughts and controller of souls)
Listed below is the enemy - the evil Sith Lord that controls the female galactic empire that the male physche must contend with.
Caution: DO NOT READ IF SUFFERING FROM LONG PERIODS OF ABSITANCE
How Far Should You Go?
You're going out with the most amazing guy ever - and he's ready to take
the next step. But how far do YOU want to take it? Whether you're nervous about your first kiss, or you're considering sex for the first time, here's our top ten tips for making the right move - and how to make a decision that's right for YOU.
Do You Really Want To?
You only have your virginity once. Once it's gone - it's gone. Do you really feel like you're ready to take this big step? As a virgin, you have the power to keep this part of your life a mystery for as long as you want - and be proud of it!
Do You Know The Facts?
Teenage pregnancy, date rape and STD's are issues that become terrible realities for many girls - unless you are completely clued up on how to practice safe sex - don't get yourself involved! Check out the Family Planning Australia Website for more information.
But We're In Love!
Even if you and your guy are really, truly in love, you can wait. There's a lot more to relationships than sex! If you're planning on being together for a long time, there's no need to rush things.
Are You Being Pressured?
TV and other media are making the idea of sex and intimate relationships an increasingly casual affair - and as a result, young girls are feeling the pressure to 'do it'! Think about the reasons why you want to take the next step with your guy. If the number one reason is because your boyfriend wants to, or because your friends will think it's cool, then DON'T do it. This is your body and your decision.
Am I Too Young?
Sex affects you emotionally as well as physically - if you have the slightest doubt or fear of what you are going to do -whether you're 15 or 25 - DON'T do it!
Is He Too Old?
If your boyfriend is significantly older than you, or he's of an age where all of his mates are having sex, it doesn't mean you have to fit in with his social scene. If he wants to be with you, he has to play by your rules.
He'll Dump Me If I Don't Sleep With Him!
This is number one reason NOT to sleep with him! If he only wants you for sex, kick him to the curb! He's making the decision for you - which is totally uncool. Even if you really want to have sex with him - if that's the only factor keeping you two together, it's definitely not a relationship.
The Religion Issue
If you are unsure how far you can go with a guy and stay true to your faith, speak to your local spiritual leader (minister, rabbi, etc). If your faith doesn't permit you to be intimate at all with your boy, it's a perfect opportunity to get to know him in other ways! Spend quality time with each other - it'll be worth the wait and just as much fun.
Talk About It
Yeah, so it can be embarrassing to talk about sex with your boyfriend, but if you can't talk about it - how awkward is it going to be if you actually DO it! If it's on your mind, it will be a lot easier to hear what he has to say about subject. Believe me, everything is so much easier when you know what's going on in his head!
Don't Rush!
Some girls feel that doing 'stuff' with guys automatically makes them more mature and womanly. Wrong! If you feel you have to sleep with a guy to make yourself feel more grown-up, you've got a different issue to deal with - your own insecurity. Learn to be happier with yourself as you are - boys are definitely not the answer!
Alcohol and Sex
Alcohol and drugs can make you feel a lot more confident and ready to take the next step. The truth is, if you feel the need to use these substances to make yourself feel more comfortable around guys, you're not psychologically read for sex. Stay away from the bad stuff, and you're less likely to make a decision you'll regret.
Religous Issue? The evil empire is more powerful than ever we must regroup and come up with a whole bunch of new reasons and excuses to get sex. They really went to town on our playbook. C'mon guys I want to hear newbies the ways that we can still get our kit off with the hootie mack! Our species is in your pants, uhum I mean hands.
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orazzio @ 1:23 AM #
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"I just found out that theres no such thing as the real world just a lie that we have to rise above'
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Big name pop star elequently making millions from the lie.
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snorky @ 9:27 PM #
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Two words: LE PARKOUR
Finally a sport which I can happily participate in. You see, I dig playing some sports but this is more than a sport, it's an art form. At first you may think it's just a bunch of hooligans jumping off shit, but when you see the style involved, you can only have respect for the stuff they do. I'm a bit brain dead today after upgrading the site a little. Added search function, two new section (i'll talk more on these another day) and you can translate any of my pages into one of four languages by scrolling to the bottom of the page and clicking on the flag of your country/language (not sure how well it works though, feedback would be good). So here is a comment regarding todays topic that I found somewhere (sorry, I really should note my sources):
I continue to love the BBC's new ident 'Rush Hour' which features super-sexy frenchman David Belle's acrobatic ballet, leaping from one London rooftop to another. (View Ident) Loads of bounding and bracing betwixt buildings and buttress make for one exciting global adrenaline rush. Belle is the acknowledged guru of the newest urban sport in France known as 'Le Parkour'. Part dance, part philosophy, it consists of finding new and often dangerous ways to navigate the concrete landscape-scaling walls, roof running and leaping from buildings. 'Parkouristes' became famous last year when Belle and friends were featured in the film of the same name by director Luc Besson.
You can download a bunch of videos from this page: Videos
Enjoy.
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orazzio @ 11:50 PM #
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Personal Hygiene>
OK so your body does funny things. Right now its a new one. I have an ear wax problem. Now I know many of you do too, but thats becasue you have never sought to, nor aknowldege, the prescense of large amounts of yellow mucus protruding from your inner ear. I know this because I have dated you, sat on buses with you and stood oh so close to you in crowded elevators. Me Im a clean kinda guy. I feel personally objectionable when I have furry teeth, dirty cutlery or pants that arent pressed correctly.
The past few weeks have been as follows. I have my shower (best part of the day but thats another story) then wrap a towel around my love handles think ive got a damn good torso if it wasnt for these love handles and then use a cotton bud on my ears - one side, each ear. Thats for mornings. If I have played football, been to the beach or have had sexual intercourse with a drought horse i am likely to use a whole box on those muthafu's.
Anyway one day i just noticed hey. I just cleaned my ears and I feel like I have a liquid wax revene gushing through my ear. Then while I am squeegy-ing my pinky around in there trying to clean some house I think to myself - hang on a second. I had this problem yesterday.
Weeks have gone by, even now I feel the yellow wash of fluid crashing against my lobes. The body is a constant source of servicing, not unlike our cars we must clean them wash them pay for their servicing. Teeth, gums, Cholesterol, Blood Pressure, heart condition, body fat, weight, skin conditions, cancers, melanoma's haemroids godamn it - they are like fleet cars and you cant give them back until the end of thier lives.
Dont get me wrong its not like I have golden flakes of corn banked up inside me ear. I mean you wouldnt even notice. But I do. Its inside me. I can feel it. Waiting. Watching. Like a predator in the corridors of my mind.
Well at least unlike oil leaks, ear wax doesnt dirty the drive way.
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snorky @ 7:27 PM #
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Is it wrong to want to have sex with a woman just because she is popular?
I say no. I'll fuck who ever I want. If that's ok with them that is. Orazzio is right though. About women that are beautiful through association. It happens all the time at High School. For some chicks it only takes a nudge of popularity for them to be awesome, for some others it takes everything.
Note: I respect women that wear sensible shoes and like anime. You all rock!!
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snorky @ 7:05 PM #
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Fucking banks!
A reader from crikey.com.au put some stats together and came up with an interesting revelation. Austalian Banks are fucked.
Aussie bank cartel a winner amidst global uncertainty
Going by the front page of the business section of the SMH this morning the combined profits of the 4 major banks are now at about A$10.5 billion. In US dollar terms this equates to about US$6 billion even with our depressed exchange rate.
Microsoft, who basically has a worldwide monopoly, can only manage US$7 billion in profits. Coca-Cola only manages $4b.
For a group of financial institutions basically servicing a minuscule economy (the majority of their profits are local, look at their dreadful overseas performance) this is pretty ridiculous. Talk about gouging the local economy.
This makes me Snorky angry... and when Snorky gets angry... PEOPLE DIE!!!!
Well, not really. But I can scare people with my anit-motivation powers. I'm not sure how it is around the rest of the world, but in Australia, banks have gradually been closing branches and lowering customer service levels since I was a kid. I can't understand where the fuck this world is heading sometimes. Where's the fucking love... WHERE IS THE FUCKING LOVE!!!
I think I'm going to get my head frozen and come back to life as a cyborg in a thousand years... MMmmm Cyborg.. How choice would that be!
I haven't got much to say today because i've been reading too much.. (it's true). See below for a cross-section of my reading diet over the past few days.
Some more news to make you question the usefulness of the human race (Just click on it if you feel compelled, otherwise go to bed):
Too many dildos for this lady
Bush is going to do it either way
Miss World is evil!!! (I wonder if she's a Mormon)
See dad, fear mongering does happen in Australia
Who wants to live for ever
Some people just need to be arse raped and then stoned for shit like this!
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What is the deal with Sophie Faulkner? Shes a true B & D (Beautiful and Dumb) Bitch and I dont mean it derogatorily. Her job for those of you who do not know of her is to be a millionare by wearing glamorous dresses and turning around the revealed numbers in the game show, Wheel Of Fortune.
She just looks pretty,laughs along at the hosts jokes and claps along with the audience. A true trophy bride if ever one existed. (CLAP NOW)
No disrespect but she is representative of the B & D world. (LAUGH NOW) She even claps along when someone is bankrupt. (LAUGH NOW) Fabulous Sophie! (LAUGH & CLAP)
Unlike one of their long standing models Claire, Sophie is one of the beautiful people but shes not beautiful. (CLAP) As Ive explained in yesterdays notes, some girls(and boys) are just beautiful by association. (CLAP) That is they live at the hairdresses, on the right shopping strips and be seen in the right places in the right outfits.(CLAP) They play the beautiful game. They spend their day between their hair straightener and their tanning studio but come out as average as they went in. (CLAP)
Claire is one of the true beautiful people. (CLAP) She can wear a pair of moleskins and a T - Shirt and provide the reason that porn is made. (LAUGH) She is a walking turn on and and could merely get out of bed sexy. A naturally buxom beauty in the footsteps of Judy Green before her. Sophie Faulkner however, is a reminder of the majority that are too good for people like me becasue they think they are. (SMILE & WAVE)
CREDITS
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Insurance Scams-
I went to make an insurance payment today to one of those big insurers that scam innocent peopl;e for money only to make every known effort to withold payments on genuine claims. Anyway, I enter the service store which is usually brimming with a line so long that life insurance becomes a necessary option in case you die before being served. These lines occur because similar to major banks (defined as institutions that require payment to take your money-and we recieve ongoing fees for the priveledge of giving them money and letting them keep it ) they close most of there stores down to enhance their profits and make us travel further and more often thus enhancing our needs for transport, health and life insurance.
But not today. Today this particular insurer was empty. Thats right kids not a soul to be seen except for the traditional middle aged women that work behind the counter. So I walk stright up to the counter content at this anomilee (is that how you spell it? Ive never had one before)
The lady ignores me at first and then tells me to take a number. She is obvuiously busy as shes sitting staring blankly over her counter. I look around to confirm that I am the only custoemr in the building and return a blank look her.
"Take a number over there"
"o-k" I walk back to the netry door and press the touchscreen and out pops a ticket with 638 written in blue ink. I remove the ticket and look away from the lady pretending that she was busy (which she wasnt) and that I cared (which I didnt).
Then a loud ding as if it was my turn and she called me to the counter happily as if it was funny. I walk back to the counter and the little ticket with the number 638 went straight into the bin and she commenced servicing my transaction.
What are these people on. If there are so many ways to be a fuckwit then every insurer and financial institution in the country have discovered them. There disregard for humanity always amazes me in every way.
As sad as it was I was certainly happier to walk back to a line that didnt exist and then return to the counter then line up until they closed down the office. (Its only a matter of time as they two closest to me have closed in succession and I live in the capital of my district so go figure).
And just as an aside you ever notice rude people who but in line. Like when you are in line at the bakery (with a number of course so they know how to treat you. Ok, I take that back, the bakery seems to have the nicer variety of service assistants) and some lady who has clearly just arrived pushes in ahead of you. Its always a lady and shes always middle aged and about as attractive as a Camels fart. After she shows her disrespect for me and the system she somehow gets uglier. It happens in grocery stores, newsagencies, fruit stores, petrol stations and all manor of places. Women have an ability to be selfish bitches in ways that men can only dream of. No wonder men die first.
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A friend of mine posed an interesting question last night. Would you rather be pretty and dumb or smart and ugly (like I am now?)
Firstly am I ugly? Well yes. I am certainly not the benchmark male that adorns Calvin commercials or cat walks but I am certianly not the elelphant man. I must use a fairly ordinary canvas and colour it with vibrant personality to make it attractive. I enrich my existance by adding dimension to my mind and my life. I am not that smart. I dont have any degrees nor overwhelming specialist knowledge of any one subject. I merely exist with a higher level of consciosness than most so perhaps id classify myself in the ugly and intelligent squad even if Im not capable of playing for thayt team. Certainly I am not good looking and cannot use my beauty as the 'beautiful and dumb (b & d) people do.
My beauty wont get me jobs, wont get me favours, wont get me off speeding tickets, wont get me laid, wont win me friends, wont influence people and especially wont get me laid (It needed to be said twice for importance). So I am certainly not in a b & d baby.
(Phone rang, Ive lost my train of thought)
Anyway My friend opted for staying beautiful and ugly because the ugly people age and are left with nothing. Other people have suggested that B & D babies have so much more intense lives between the ages of 15 to 35 or so that it would be worth it.
(Phone again)
My train of thought has truly conked out..... I dont know if id scarifice my mental entertainment and fall into the drone, boring, Im bored way of life that comes from waxing your six pack every saturday and having nothing but a fuck buddy for company. Certainly there are highs for both sets of people but i would rather nurture my life than try and maintain it.
It is true that people choose which squad to play for. Just as I am sporting jock playing for the 'other team' in a way, sometimes you get gorgeous specimens of sexual gratification working for science or for environment. And then you get pigs of people who spend there lives in a salon.
Which team do you choose? If given the choice which team WOULD you choose?
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orazzio @ 1:53 PM #
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Bad Blogging
Ive obviously got a major problem. There are many times during a day when a good blog coming on. The world is quite literally the green Mile. Just like in Stevie Kings novel. Its full of heartache and pain and love and the suffering which feel like pieces of glass stabbing in you in the upside of your head. Your conciouse, your heart, your spirit allthings which are questioned or questioning. They are being challenged every day. And they are also challenged.
But it seems that you suffer from so much inhilation poisoning from the the ills around you that when you sit down to escape the pollutants you forget. You go blank. You discover yourself empty. It is siad that this sensation is what makes television so successful a vast universe of emptiness and void staring straight back at you.
Problem is, it makes these pages forced for me. Almost didactic. I willfind find my comfort but until then I will continue exisiting along the corridors of the Green Mile.
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snorky @ 1:19 AM #
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Well. What do you think?
I finally got off my arse and did some more design work for the blog. Not sure if I like it or not. I really dig simple and usable designs. I guess that's what i've tried to do here. My only concerns is that the graphics will take too long to load. Well not heeps long, but long enough to notice. I've only tested this in IE5.0 and Mozilla 1.01 and it works fine. This should cover 90% of the people browsing to here. Let me know if this design totally sucks the anus. I kind of dig it, but only because it's new. You may also notice a new section available that will eventually contain some amazing facts about Orazzio and myself. Keep checking back.
Now. Why is it that I dig Smallville? The show doesn't really typify me in anyway but for some reason I like to watch it. I think it has something to do with the romantic tension between the characters. I guess I just try to make up for what's missing in my life by finding it in movies and television shows. Yes, yes.. I realise it is unhealthy to do such things but.. eh... it brings me joy, if only for a short time. Dawson's Creek used to be a regular for me also. It started going down hill somewhere near the end of the second season for me though. Now it's completely shit house. Either way, I have a friend that downloaded the most currently aired episodes of Smallville in the US and i've been watching them all night. From the last episode of the first season to the forth episode of the second season. I'm still enjoying them, but feel that they could possibly wear thin.. time will tell.
In the meantime, go here and laugh at stuff: Strong Bad
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