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Bush Fires
They are fucking everywhere at the moment. I'm completely surrounded by them. I hadn't said much about them lately but tonight I realised that the firefighters are having real troubles trying to control them. It's even made it to the international press (The Star - Canada). I called my sister earlier tonight and she said they may need to evacuate her area. She said it looked like the fire was getting closer as we spoke. Hope everything turns out alright. The pictures you can see here show the fires to the north and west of my location, yes that's right, they are pictures of two different locations taken yesturday. You can clearly see the smoke clouds on the horizon. It's true that where I live (near the CBD) really isn't under threat but you can feel the morbid anticipation in everyone, hoping that it wont get worse. I wonder if this will get blamed on Al Qaeda?!
On a lighter note, i've uploaded a video of when I went to Thredbo (Australian snow field). The video was taken on my second day, the previous day being the first time i'd snowboarded or even seen snow. I thought trying some jumping might be fun... I felt pain... I felt happy!
Me in the snow [.mov 1.9MB]
(i'm the gimp with the yellow shoulders and bad style)
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| |- Wednesday, December 04, 2002 -| |
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snorky @ 8:11 PM #
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Hey people. I just realised how much I need electricity. I've decided that it is one of the few things in life that is worth the money. At work, when i'm bored, i'll either do some research unrelated to my job or do some work on this blog.
So i'm chuging away, checking out the latest news and picking out the more interesting articles when the power goes out. It's kind of like being stabbed only less messy. Now what. I'm sitting there thinking "I'm fucking useless without power". Then I got to thinking about a world without electricity. What would I do to make a living? Where would my skills as a programmer cross over into another field? I'm not good at building stuff in the real world. But i'm good at solving problems, maybe I could be a professional problem solver! Help people with their problems. Perhaps even get into marriage counselling
Bernard: "Snorky, I think my wife is cheating on me."
Snorky: "So, are you crap in bed or something?"
Bernard: "Err, well, I don't think so."
Snorky: "Well then, clearly your wife is a dirty tramp. You should get a divorce."
Bernard: "Umm.. ok... If you think...."
Snorky: "Yes I think it's for the best, that'll $50 thanks. My secretary will sort out payment. NEXT!!"
.... yeah maybe not! Anyway the power came back on and I got back to work. Still... it made me feel more useless than normal and it disturbed me. It also gave me a greater appreciation for electricity.
Check this out: Rooting Out Evil
I'd love to sign up, but we'd all probably get shot and then North Korea will get the blame and a whole new war will start. Below is the clincher. (This site was found through Green Fairy)
In the new year, Rooting Out Evil will be sending a team of volunteer weapons inspectors into that greatest of rogue nations, the United States of America. We have selected the US as our first priority based on criteria provided by the Bush administration. According to those criteria, the most dangerous states are those run by leaders who:
1) have massive stockpiles of chemical, biological, and nuclear weapons;
2) ignore due process at the United Nations;
3) refuse to sign and honour international treaties; and
4) have come to power through illegitimate means.
"On the basis of President Bush's guidelines, it is clear that the current U.S. administration poses a great threat to global security."
You know something else that shits me to tears? This fucking shit going on between Australia and Malaysia (and the Asia-Pacific in general). What the hell is John Howard thinking! We are alienating all our neighbours for the sake of the US. We really don't have any reason to attack anyone or even threaten anyone with attack, if anything we should be a little less US-centric and try to develop closer relationships with the nations around us. The US hardly do anything to accommodate for us, our biggest export partner is Japan. Anyone would think that we rely on the US to survive. I just wish there was a bit of independent thought in our government and that some more responsible decisions would be made. (Source: Australia's new 'hairy-chested' attitude riles its east Asian neighbours)
I had some other stuff I wanted to talk about but lost it when the power went out at work. That's my excuse for the poor quality of this post.
"I'm nothing but a pubic hair on the scrotum of life" - Snorky
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| |- Tuesday, December 03, 2002 -| |
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orazzio @ 4:32 PM #
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Hey girls and boys the soap opera has ended I have my chat back. Then like all good things that give us anguish sleepless nights and obsessiveness - once we have it back (whatever it is weve been fighting for - lost lover, human rights, embattled truths, lost episodes of Exo squad on vcd or A dumb ass chat program) we dont want it anymore. I dont need chat, it was ruining my life - taking too much of my valuable time. Ok i am a fan, but roughnecks is technically a better cartoon then exo anyway. There is no truth only versions of lies. And if it was a true lover he or she would never be lost. Besides, you can always a rent a video of someone better.
Below is a quote from one of the countrys richest men (this country probably not yours) who talks about statistics in response to an article that assessed all listed blue chip companies and found that any company with a female board member (they have a political system based on ratios of gender similar to our parliment) the company has performed worse then all male boards of other listed companies. Anyway these are his words.
"All my life, I have loved statistics and the reason for this love is the inaccuracy that they represent when compared to reality. For example, all of us would have statistically less than 10 fingers, because the stats would take into account people who unfortunately are amputees and some people who have had accidents and lost fingers. So statistically, we have less than 10 fingers on our two hands, but for most of us, that isn’t the case. Such statistics are just wrong. Often with medical statistics, I too have my doubts. For example recently, I saw that fat mothers produce children less likely to have diabetes than thin mothers, and I chuckled at that one too. The more statistics that come out, the more I chuckle. I don’t know if you have this feeling, but I certainly do, that if we were to follow statistics as to what we should eat, do, drink etc, we would never eat, drink or do anything, because so many things are carcinogenic and so many things induce other problems. The statistic I ultimately came up with last week proves my point. There is obviously an element of humour to this and the reason I bring it up is because I have long held the view that women and men should not be distinguished for the purposes of being in business or in any other respect, other than clearly the differences that exist in the makeup of both sexes. In other words, I don’t think Parliament should have a ratio of 50% men, 50% women, but rather Parliament should have 100% of the best people possible for the job and if that should be 100% women, so be it, or if it were 100% men, then so be it. But political parties now have put into place certain minimum requirements in regards to women parliamentarians. Equally, the trend has gone to increasing the numbers of women on public company boards. I don’t give a damn what sex they are. I just want the best possible people on boards." - Rene Rivkin
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snorky @ 10:38 PM #
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I just finished watching 'The Dead Zone'. This was its premiere on Australian television. I didn't mind it at all. Well given that I don't have cable and free-to-air tv is complete shite for sci-fi these days, it doesn't leave me with many options, so I take what I can get now. Besides, I don't think I can get sick of looking a Nicole de Boer. She is so cute/pretty. I can't really say that she it hot because it doesn't really suit her (well, to me anyway), but I really do think she has an amazing face. I first noticed her in an episode of 'The Outer Limits' and then I saw her in 'Cube' (this movie was great, but kind of lost it near the end. Hanging for the sequel though), but I kind of got hooked on her when she was a regular on the final season of 'Star Trek: Deep Space Nine'. Since then she hadn't done much and then I saw her tonight in The Dead Zone and crush came straight back.
I'm the kind of guy that if one of my favourite actresses gets a boyfriend or married then i'll shake my fist in the air and demand justice. You see, for some reason i've been thinking that i've got a chance and then think "nuts, I was so close, we could of had something real special". Alas, reality kicks in not too long after that and I realise that i'm moron and should just keep watching the television as it will numb all indepenant thought that I may have had and I can then convince myself that everything is alright.
Look what i'm saying.. I'm going to kill that damn television one day... but.. but.. it's sooo cute... loooook... who's a cute television... you are.. yes you are...!
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| |- Sunday, December 01, 2002 -| |
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snorky @ 7:06 PM #
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I thought I was smart
I thought I was right
I thought it better not to fight
I thought there was a virtue in always being cool
The Flaming Lips - Flight Test
I'm really digging this new Flaming Lips Album. It's so choice! It has this whole anime-killer-robot type theme and the lyrics are cool. Not to mention the music too.
What have I been up to? Well, I went up to visit the family on the weekend (papas birthday) and also hooked up with a few friends. Didn't do much, just watched cable with my sister and talked about crap. Oh actually, I went with her to see that new harry potter movie "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets". It seems this one wasn't renamed for the American audiences like the first one. I think it was fun to watch. Much like the first one, however I found I enjoyed the first better because it was new and exciting. This one is (like everyone has said) a little bit darker, but that's probably an aspect that makes it better than the first. I've scabbed the books from my sister so i'll give them a read and see how I like them. Apparently they are quite easy to read so i'm kind of looking forward to a book where I don't have to think too much as to what is happening in the plot.
I spoke to a lady friend on the weekend that I haven't spoken to for perhaps a couple of years. We used to work at a department store together. She worked at the mini-lab section and I worked with all the music, videos and electrical shite. Anyway, she has just come back from this whole walkabout thing that she did in the bush and finally came back to civilization. As I was chatting to her I realised that she was just as cool as when I used to know her. I was worried that she'd turned into a tree hugging hippy that wears flowers in her hair and no shoes. Turns out that she treated it like a cleansing experience and she said that for however much she loved it, she probably wouldn't do it again. So, hopefully I can catch up with her sometime. With any luck I may have a new travel buddy!
Going back to Mini-Labs... I'd have to suggest that everyone should work in a minilab at one stage in their lives. It's amazing the things that people think they'll be able to slip through with out the mini-lab people seeing them. You see, I had worked in the mini-lab for a short time (6 months) and during that time I saw some funny things. After the photos were processed you'd have to sort through them and make sure they were alright and none needed to be reprinted. We had these stickers that we were told to put on the good photos that said something like "Nice photo, you should consider reprints." or "Excellent shot, you should consider enlarging this", now, it's not my problem if my interpretation of a "good" photo was different to other peoples opinions. So my favourite thing to do would be to put these stickers on some of the most compromising shots I could find in the lot. Oh it was so much fun... And what's even funnier is that the people are just completely freaked that you had been looking at their photos and never said anything about it. Suffice to say, i'm sure one of the staff had got an ear full from a customer from what I had done but it never got back me. Teenage jobs are so fun. No responsibiliy is required at all...!
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